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Good Bye Jon & Kate Plus 8

Good Bye Gosselins
by Jan

If the hours were counted and added all up
That we spent in disgust and praying for each tup
I think that we’d find that the Gosselins received
Too much of our time, since we all were deceived
We watched in amazement regarding the birth
And looked at Kate’s tummy, expanding in girth
We sent them good wishes and little did we know
They’d turn on their relatives and treat them as foe
We took in the lies and organic self-spouting
Till season by season we all began doubting
Our blog was our vehicle to compare our notes
And we could all chime in as the G.s got our goats
They pushed all our buttons until we could scream
Then people split into groups of Kate or Jon’s team
There’s one thing we all know, now that we’ve watched
A reality show is really a show that is botched
Inexperienced people lured with glitter and gold
Soon find that their contract puts a family on hold
TLC will tell them when to jump, and how high
And meanwhile their family values will die
But the use of young children will never be right
And we tried to protect them with all of our might
So, Jon and Kate…and TLC too
You now owe us –you really do
We wrote, faxed and called and prayed for the kids
While you clowns kept publicly flipping your lids
You didn’t deserve us, nor the time that we spent
But we don’t regret the love or the prayers we sent
To the tiny tots that you used to barter
For fame and money…we hoped you’d be smarter
The show is done now, or almost that is
And we’re done with you and your phony show biz
To my friends on this blog — I’ll really miss you
And hope that God blesses in all that you do
But it’s time for me to head out that door
And think about the lying Gosselins no more
I’ll use my time well and not give it away
To people who will never see the light of day
They didn’t deserve us, but the kids did, of course
So when it comes to the children, I have no remorse
We tried, little eight pawns we really did
We’re sorry that you went for the highest bid
Our hopes for you will always be a regular life
Devoid of your parents’ arguments and strife
Good bye little Gosselins, please grow up so strong
And realize that you did well…it’s Mom & Dad who were wrong.

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Monday, June 22, 2009

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